Horoscope Oct 30-Nov 5
Posted on October 30 2017
Open a book and turn to page 73. The first sentence will determine the state of your heart this week.
Open the Spotify app. The currently playing song will determine the state of your heart this week.
Open the Netflix app. The suggested shows will determine the number of your unproductive hours this week.
Open your wallet. The cash inside will determine what you should only shop for this week.
Open your closet. The clothes inside are the reason why you won’t have enough money this week.
Open the refrigerator. The food inside will determine your midnight snack for the week.
Open a box of doughnuts. What’s inside will determine your happiness level this week.
Open the Facebook app. Your friends’ posts have nothing to do with your life this or any other week.
Open your eyes. Late ka na naman this week.
Open your work e-mail. Magtrabaho ka na this week.
Open your hearts to the Lord and begin to see the mystery this week.
Open a crocodile’s mouth. ‘Di ko alam ano’ng meron doon, wala na lang kasi akong maisip na horoscope for you this week.