Weekly Horoscope Oct 16-22
Posted on October 16 2017
Why fall in love with a boy when you can fall in line at the buffet?
Why let him break your heart when you can break his neck? JOKE LANG.
Why pick your battles when you can pick your nose?
Why open your mind when you can open the fridge?
Why roll up your sleeves when you can roll your eyes?
Why give your best when you can have some rest?
Why take care of your body when you can take out your burger?
Why reach for the stars when you can reach for the fries?
Why throw in the towel kung hindi pa naman marumi?
Why exercise when you can upsize?
Why follow your heart when you can follow the breadcrumbs?
Why bring home the bacon when you can eat it all in one sitting?