Weekly Horoscope October 23-29
Posted on October 23 2017
Have some sugar, spice, and everything with a marked down price.
Splenda won’t make you slenda.
Don’t go loco over the logo.
If the jeans barely fit, you must not sit.
Don’t snooze the alarm if you want no harm.
The more you crave, the less you save.
Stop looking in his direction if he pays you no attention.
If the food tastes great, go back with a second plate.
Dance like nobody’s watching. Eat like nobody’s judging.
Let it go, let it go. Turn away and leave that store.
Oh my God, look at that cake. It looks like your next mistake.
Once you nap, you can’t stahp.